I totally just kicked my 2 1/2-year-old's butt in a snowball fight?

The loser had to say that the winner is "Queen of all things snowy and hurty and rules the world and smells like flowers". She wouldn't even say part of it... so I shoved snow in her face and she started crying.





How can I get her to recognize?

I totally just kicked my 2 1/2-year-old's butt in a snowball fight?
Make her eat clay.
Reply:You could try spraying her with the hi-pressure hose in the car wash!
Reply:Well, don't you feel big and tough. I want to be just like you when i grow up.
Reply:I built a snowman with my 3 year old the other day. It's melted and wilted and looks very much like a penis. I had the dogs out this morning and was giggling over it when my daughter came up behind me and told me the snowman was BEAUTIFUL. I laughed a lot more then.
Reply:Are you serious??? NOT funny.
Reply:reminds me of the time I told my daughter to make snow angels face down....lol!
Reply:that's mean to a toddler
Reply:LOL. MEANIE !
Reply:No more food until she says it all, twice. And make her apologize for annoying you with the crying. You gotta show her who's boss.





Wanna borrow my evil ladybug army of the night? They can kick her little butt for you whenever you want. Just ask.
Reply:threaten her with a yellow snowball.
Reply:I do see your problem and I empathize with you. She sounds like a real awful kid. Maybe take her favorite stuffed animal and cram it down the toilet. Then shout at her and say, "SEE WHAT YOU DID??"
Reply:Just wait for the frozen water balloons in the summertime.
Reply:ROFL thats some funny s***
Reply:Tell the truth...





The reason she cried, was...





Those weren't snowballs...





Those were onions...





(Only a very cruel mother would use snowballs...and I know what a loving mother you are from the way you taught your daughter how to cheat at cards...)
Reply:this isn't even funny as a joke.
Reply:I'm assuming she's already going to bed without dinner... maybe you could go to the mall and get her I an 'airbrush art' tee shirt of shame, with a photo of you shoving snow in her face, and an offset profile shot of you flipping the bird. Classy!
Reply:arn't u just sooooooooooo proud
Reply:i beat mine in a dog turd slinging contest.





she had $hit all over her tear stained face by the time i was through.





trust me. she RECOGNIZED.
Reply:Adopt a kitten and keep it just long enough for her to give it a name, sleep with it a few nights and get super attached and then take it back.

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