What are the rest of the words to this Jingle Bells parody?

Dashing through the snow


on a pair of broken skis


screaming as i go


craching into trees (boom boom boom)


the snow is turning red


i think i'm almost dead


will someone call an ambulance i need a hospital bed oh





and then the chorus that i don't know





and then it goes on about how granny has a gun and she shot me in the underpants in 1991


something about how some poeple throw flowers on my grave but others throw hand grenades





i've looked it up on google but i can't seem to find the whole song. thanks~

What are the rest of the words to this Jingle Bells parody?
Dashing through the snow...on a pair of broken skis..over the cliffs we go...smashing into trees.(Oh Oh Oh) the snow is turning red...I think I' m almost dead... I woke up in the hospital with stitches in my head...Oh jingle bells... yes I fell when I hit that tree...if I'm not back in a half-hour call 911 for me!! I thought I'd take a ride...on my snowmobile with stitches in my side.(Ooh Ooh Ooh) I hit a patch of ice...it wasn't very nice...you'd think I'd learned the first time but again I paid the price! Oh jingle bells yes, I fell when I hit that tree...if I'm not back in a half-hour call 911 for me! I've learned very well...that when the weathers bad... I won't go on any adventures like I had when winter comes again... I don't think I will roam.. I almost got killed twice this year so I think I'll just stay home!





i dont know if its the one your lookin for but i hope it helped





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Reply:The chorus:





Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg.


Batmobile lost a wheel, and the Joker got away, hey!
Reply:hmm... all I know is this-


Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg. Batmobile lost it's wheel and joker danced ballet hey!